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+Our new hats are here! We are launching them and will embroider all the initial orders and ship them out by June 12. All orders will be made, but only the best sellers will go forward being offered on the site. All new hats are available in black white, or Khaki with black stitch.+

Possibly our most relatable hat of all time, the PRESS ONE NOW cap is dedicated to all you people out there trapped in a vicious cycle of automated phone systems. We all get to that point where screaming representative into your car's blue tooth speaker while driving down La Brea is the only way you know how to get through it! Once and for all, CAN I SPEAK TO A HUMAN! 

One size. Spot Clean. 


Embroidered in the USA.

MSRP 30.00

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